Here's the link: $5 OFF The Dummy Books till 3/31
If you are a weight loss surgery pre-op may I suggest this one: Weight Loss Surgery For Dummies

I just bought Italian for Dummies because even after 3 years of Italian in college I still can't get much further than introductions.
Buonasera!
Mi chiamo Michelle.
Tu come ti chiami?
Molto piacere.
Ciao.
Yeah that's about it.
Though I pride myself in knowing how to order a beer and ask for the bathroom in 6 different languages 'cause that kinda shit is importante.