Thursday, October 29, 2009

"Buried Alive" Cherry Chocolate Trifle

The dessert I will be eating while watching Grey's Anatomy tonight... seemed appropriate ;)

Shelly's "Buried Alive" Cherry Chocolate Trifle

1/2 a Shelly's 5 Minute Chocolate Protein Cake
1/2 cup Sugar Free Chocolate Pudding (prepared)
1 Tablespoon Chocolate Protein Powder
1 Tablespoon Sugar Free Black Cherry Torani Syrup
1/2 cup Frozen Cherries, defrosted
1 Dismembered Barbie

Prepare 5 Minute Chocolate Protein Cake. Allow to cool. Slice in 1/2 and cube. Prepare pudding per package instructions. Mix in protein and cherry syrup. Spoon cherries in bottom of 2 trifle/parfait glasses top with cake cubes and pudding and insert "body parts."

For body parts: you will need to take apart one new Barbie doll or better yet dismember one of Barbie's so-called friends. Friends my ass. You know they really want Barbie to die of amebic dysentery or some other flippin' disease so they can have Ken, the Dream House & that super cool pink convertible all to themselves... the bitches.

Shelly's 5 Minute Chocolate Protein Cake

1 Egg, beaten
3 Tablespoons Milk
2 Tablespoons Sugar Free Vanilla Torani Syrup
2 Tablespoons Canola Oil
3 Tablespoons Multigrain Pancake Mix (I use this)
2 Tablespoons Unsweetened Cocoa
1 scoop Chocolate Protein Powder
Pinch salt
1 - 2 cup Measuring Cup or Microwave Safe Mug

In a measuring cup or microwave safe mug, Mix egg, milk, syrup and oil and combine thoroughly. In a separate bowl, mix pancake mix, cocoa, protein powder and salt. Tip dry into wet and stir till combined. Nuke in microwave for 2 minutes (my microwave is getting old and needs 20 seconds added now.) Let it sit for three or so minutes (it pulls away from the sides) before tipping the cake onto a plate. Yields 4-5 slices.


Sarah said...

Girl you are a hoot!!

Karen Witte-Elkins said...

OMG! I am howing laughing about Barbie's friends! You kill me! I love your blog. I had a bypass almost 6 years ago and I just found your blog-such great recipes. You look FABULOUS, dahling!!!!

NewLife09 said...

lol I love this idea

Mountain Laurel said...

HaHaHa! I've always felt Barbie should watch her back!

Connie said...

LOL! Love the comments about Barbie's "friends."


Tara said...

This has got to be the strangest thing I've seen on your blog. ;)

Deb (Smoothie Girl Eats Too) said...

Super clever- dismembered barbie- LOL!

ItsMoiRach said...

What do we say to this?? lol

Anonymous said...

Quite disturbing but funny! Not sure when and where to serve this. You are way too much girl!

Anonymous said...

I used Ken, instead of Barbie - I just felt like a little man bashing............ Seriously, I love him to
Happy Halloween Michelle!
Tara from MI

~Oct said...

hehe, that is so cute. I love it.

Melting Mama said...

She's lost her mind. It's official.

kareninflorida said...

You see? This (along with the Silkwood peep) is PRECISELY why you're my hero! ROFL

Actually, your rant made me think of the Yoplait commercial with the woman berating the cake: "I've got news for you: there's no such thing as a bear sheriff." I howl every time I see that commercial! "You don't have to be mean to the cake." "I do!" LOL

Gina said...

You are an absolute NUT. Takes one to know one. I love it!

plasterers bristol said...

This sounds absolutely delicious. Thanks for posting and sharing this recipe.