Labor Day Weekend Wrap-up

I melted. It was over 105 degrees for 5 days in a row. I basically sat in front of the fan trying to put back the liquids quicker than I was sweating them out. I hoped that at least I'd see a significant change in the scale since I was living in Mother Nature's sauna all weekend but sadly only a pound was lost. Hey a pound lost is better than a pound gained. Right?

I was also taunted by the jingle jangle of the ice cream truck who passed my house like 70 times this weekend. I have the strangest neighborhood ice cream truck. His recently played songs: "In your Easter Bonnet" "Jingle Bells" and "La Cucaracha" (if you no se habla espanol that would be... "The Cockroach") Mmmmm, how appetizing for a food service vehicle.

I BBQ'd a lot this weekend. Chicken Kabobs, Corn, Steaks. I didn't take food porn I just ate it. I've FP'd those before nothing new or exciting. I am making Greek Moussaka tonight so I'll be sure to take some FP and post the recipe. Check back tomorrow.

Highlights of the weekend:

* I survived.

* My cats survived. They hate the heat. At 16 & 17 years old and in a fur coat who could blame them. Below my cat Rosie getting tanked on dregs in an old coffee can.


* Johnson's Foot Soap (Walmart) buy it you'll like it. Your feet will thank me.

Listening to: "The Boys Of Summer" Don Henley

A is for...



A is for Airplane - I dreaded flying and avoided it like the plague. I even quit a job that began to require to much of it. The horror stories associated with the airplane started before I even left the house. Size 26/28 garments took up a lot of room. Even weekend trips turned into several suitcase productions. No little carry-on for me. Soooooo I get to the airport where if I was traveling with others the comments would start "Wow!?! you pack a lot" "You do know it's just for the weekend right?" Ummm yeah. Thanks.

On to the ticket counter. Now I've never actually had them make me pay for another seat but I've had a few threats of it and comments like: "Will one seat be adequate for you ma'am?" Southwest Airlines was the worst for this and I actually stopped flying them because of it.

We're off right? wrong. Upon entering the plane, I would discreetly ask the flight attendant to give me a seat belt extender and often it was passed quietly to me but every once and awhile I'd get a flight attendant who would call down the length of the plane to her co-worker "Janet do you know where the seat belt exxxxxxttttteeeeennnnnddderrrrr is?" Can I die now? OK I've got my extender and heading down the aisle. Here come the stares and nasty looks by the people that see a fat chick coming and think "Please don't let her have seat 9B" and then "Damn!" with a look of disgust when you do indeed have seat 9B.

Finally you are snug as a bug in your seat and ready for takeoff. Well it's all good until drinks and food begin. Try balancing a cup of coffee and a hot meal on your lap because the tray table down and my body in the seat weren't happening at the same time. I prayed no one was sitting next to me or someone I knew so I could share their tray table. Now I won't even begin to talk about if God forbid I had to pee.





A is for Assbone - So I've lost 138 pounds so far and I discovered something. I have bones and they aren't big like I once claimed. I used to say, "I'm big boned" but you know what I'm not they are actually kind of small and jut out. It's been nice getting to know these new protrusions... collarbones, ribs, hips. Well all except one... my assbone. I know the proper term is coccyx but I prefer assbone and it begins with an "A". Well my assbone hurts like hell. I can't find a chair I feel comfortable in. I am constantly shifting from side to side. Fuhgetabout sitting on park benches. How do the skinny bitches do this??

I asked my Dr. about my assbone pain and he said, "Well Michelle you've got a lot less padding there." Well shit 10 years of med school for that answer. He also told me I needed to exercise more and develop my glute muscles and then talked about buying a pillow that looked like a flippin donut. Like being fat I didn't have enough embarrassing moments to last a lifetime now you want me to carry around a donut-shaped ass cushion. Yeah no thanks.

Encyclopedia of Me

I'm going to blog an Encyclopedia of Me - both a Fat Chick and Post Gastric Bypass version. So in the coming weeks you will see posts like "A is for..." and on the 26th post "Z is for..."

My posts will be different random topics, links or pictures that somehow relate to my former fat chick life and my post gastric bypass life and at the end I should have something similar to Amy Rosenthal's Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life. I spotted this idea in crafting blog and they did things like "K is for Knitting" but I figured I'd give it a little former fat chick slant.

If my description is not clear I'm sure once I do a few you will see where I am headed with this. I probably won't do them everyday as I have other things to ramble about and recipes and food porn ;) to post too but I will do them in order. I'll make a tag so if you want to see the whole list after the 26th post you can scroll to the bottom of this page and click on A to Z.

Traveling Post-op


I'm going to NY soon and it got me thinking about our special needs as a post-op. I figured I'd share a few of the post weight loss surgery travel tips that have helped me. Hope it helps you too.

Eating and Food:

On the plane: I generally eat what I can of what I am given (chicken off a salad, meat out of a sandwich) but you can request a "Low Calorie" or "Diabetic Meal" these are more weight loss surgery friendly. I fly United so here is United's explanation of their special meals check with your airline carrier of choice

Out of the snack basket: choose peanuts (watch out for honey roasted), almonds, beef jerky. To drink: I usually water down OJ, have plain water, or tea (they have decaf). I'm mildly lactose intolerant so since they don't have my soy milk and I'm not a black coffee girl coffee is out for me unless they have non-dairy creamer.

At restaurants: I can usually find something at any restaurant that I can eat. I may have to have them leave something off or change something slightly. I generally say, "I have some specific dietary concerns can I have no xyz and add abc instead." I also order items a la carte and create my own meals.

Here's a great site that might help you plan ahead.

Just an FYI for those needing soy milk like me: Starbucks in every city I've been has soymilk. There's something comforting about that.

Getting your protein supplements in: There's a ton of different RTD's ready-to-drink protein drinks on the market or just bring your favorite protein powder (single scoops placed in snack baggies or travel packets). I put them in my checked luggage or send them ahead and I bring my trusty shaker bottle.

On long trips car trips: I always bring along some protein snacks (protein bars, cheese sticks, almonds, peanuts, crunchy cheese, turkey jerky, tuna kits, crab packets). I freeze a few water bottles for most of the day they keep my snacks cold in the cooler and at the end of the day the defrosted water is a nice cold drink. The dreaded gas station convenience store stop: Avoid the cheetos and nachos and opt for a cheesestick or nuts.

At the hotel: if possible I request an empty mini fridge in the room so I can stop at a local supermarket and get some cheesesticks, yogurt, and fresh fruit. Snacks that will keep me from making not so good choices.

For really long trips or if bag space is needed mail some supplements (protein powder, vitamins, bars, shelf stable soy milk) to your destination. Call your hotel to be sure but generally if you address the package:

No-tell Motel
c/o Guest: Eggface (arriving 9/5)
100 Main Street
Anytown, USA 00000

most hotels will hold your package at the front desk for you.

Traveling in Europe: A lot of Bed and Breakfast (B&B's) and hotels in Europe offer breakfast with your stay but unfortunately it's usually a high carb feast. Generally you can order a protein source like an egg for an additional cost or better yet head over to a local market and buy small tastes of local cheeses, meats, and veggies and have a picnic staring at the Eiffel Tower or the Italian countryside.


Be aware that some countries are "insulted" if you leave food or don't eat heartily it may be best to explain that you recently had surgery and can eat only a little when you first order.

Exercise while traveling:

* Walk the aisle of the plane. Everyone should do this a few times a flight to avoid blood clots whether you are post-op or not.

* During flight layovers I walk the airport. If my flight is taking off at Gate 100 I walk to Gate 1 and back.

* I always try and stay in hotels that have a gym room or pool.

* Some gyms let you have a day pass to try before you buy a membership.

* There's a ton of exercises that don't require equipment: jumping jacks, squats, lunges, marching or jogging in place.

* Pack an exercise band and learn a few exercises using it that can be done in your hotel room.

* Walk the halls of the hotel and/or use the stairs instead of the elevator.

* If all else fails go dancing or use your Ipod or turn on the Spotify or Pandora Internet radio channel or radio in the room and get down to that.

* Take a walking tour of the city you're visiting. Check with the tourism office.


* In Europe, you will get plenty of walking in so no worries.


Enjoy your trip!