Wednesday, October 31, 2007
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
Shelly's SF Pumpkin Fluff
1 cup canned pumpkin (not pie mix)
1 tsp pumpkin pie spice
1 cup milk
1 cup FF cool whip
1 package SF instant vanilla pudding mix (dry)
Mix together pumpkin, spice and milk until well blended. Add pudding mix and beat by hand 2 minutes. Fold in cool whip. Refrigerate. Spoon into parfait glasses and top with another dollop of cool whip. Makes 4 parfaits.
Pumpkin Spice Smoothie or Popsicle
8 oz. water or 4 oz. soy milk/4 oz. water
1 scoop of vanilla protein powder
1/4 cup canned pumpkin (chilled)
Dash of pumpkin pie spice
Place water in the blender first, then powder, then additions. Blend on low then high till well blended.
Here's some more Halloween tips and recipes
Remember: eat four "bite size" candy bars and you've consumed approximately 320 calories. Not worth it! Go grab a cheese stick or some other protein snack... Mmmmm cheesestick dipped in warm marinara.
Have a great night. Be safe!
Posted by Michelle "Shelly" at 4:59 PM